LAUGH FLOOR

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

crazyfilipino:

magicconchshell:

deerpong:

fuck it the floor’s basically lava at this point

u kno he dead

ungenuine:

fuckeryandnitemares:

madhackrviper:

holy shit how did they get away with this

Dawg!

DUDE…..IT WENT LIMP………

usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge

SOMEONE HELP